Brett Favre's daring, dangerous brand of football



A One-Eyed Invader in the Bedroom




Afghans protest against cartoons

Nothing really leapt out at me over the past month. Except this.

David Vitter is thinking about your granddaughter's vagina





I'm going to try to post at least once a week from now on.

In Other News...

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Israel war report 'deeply flawed'




US admits killing Iraqi civilians






Web disturbances to continue

Surprise Endorsement

Kennedy backs Obama

F1rst P0st!!

A few months ago I began sporadically illustrating Internet news headlines after I realized they could be interpreted in novel and humorous ways. Most of my headlines are culled from the BBC News RSS Feed, but some probably came from Google or elsewhere. Enjoy!

Four men jailed over cartoon demo






Japan leak 'worse than thought'




McCain warns against leaving Iraq




Study: Fruit, veggies don't keep breast cancer away



Lake discovery could end Darfur violence; scientist





Peer-to-peer telephone service?





What causes cancer? Probably not you






REMEMBERING MERV GRIFFIN Remembering Merv Griffin


China toy boss kills himself amid recall






Arctic sea ice set to hit new low





F1: Massa takes pole position





Israel kills seven Palestinians




Great 'cosmic nothingness' found







Dogs 'neglected' at rapper's home





Virgin unveils spaceship designs