tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49188236954575930372009-08-14T02:02:57.713-07:00Brian Coblentzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06655949279540638409bobfunland@gmail.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918823695457593037.post-47613066417456514192008-03-08T16:40:00.000-08:002008-03-08T16:49:18.342-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Brett Favre's daring, dangerous brand of football</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2944/brettfavresdaringdangermp2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2944/brettfavresdaringdangermp2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">A One-Eyed Invader in the Bedroom</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4307/aoneeyedinvaderinthebednz8.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4307/aoneeyedinvaderinthebednz8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Afghans protest against cartoons</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3166/afghansprotestagainstcayl3.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3166/afghansprotestagainstcayl3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4918823695457593037-4761306641745651419?l=illustratedheadlines.blogspot.com'/></div>Brian Coblentzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06655949279540638409bobfunland@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918823695457593037.post-28835398727749331512008-03-01T15:29:00.000-08:002008-03-01T15:48:18.890-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">David Vitter is thinking about your granddaughter's vagina</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3161/davidvitteristhinkingabwj6.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3161/davidvitteristhinkingabwj6.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />I'm going to try to post at least once a week from now on.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4918823695457593037-2883539872774933151?l=illustratedheadlines.blogspot.com'/></div>Brian Coblentzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06655949279540638409bobfunland@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918823695457593037.post-42381625111228636762008-02-03T23:48:00.000-08:002008-02-03T23:52:55.965-08:00This site doesn't like to display full-size images, so just click on them.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Israel war report 'deeply flawed' </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4332/israelwarreportdeeplyflvc2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4332/israelwarreportdeeplyflvc2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">US admits killing Iraqi civilians</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/7613/usadmitskillingiraqicivel9.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/7613/usadmitskillingiraqicivel9.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Web disturbances to continue</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1659/webdisturbancestocontinsm8.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1659/webdisturbancestocontinsm8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4918823695457593037-4238162511122863676?l=illustratedheadlines.blogspot.com'/></div>Brian Coblentzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06655949279540638409bobfunland@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918823695457593037.post-47944378369491002942008-01-28T19:38:00.000-08:002008-01-28T19:42:40.567-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Kennedy backs Obama<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3622/kennedysr6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3622/kennedysr6.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4918823695457593037-4794437836949100294?l=illustratedheadlines.blogspot.com'/></div>Brian Coblentzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06655949279540638409bobfunland@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918823695457593037.post-28084743488571164502008-01-23T19:02:00.000-08:002008-01-23T19:42:36.392-08:00A few months ago I began sporadically illustrating Internet news headlines after I realized they could be interpreted in novel and humorous ways. Most of my headlines are culled from the BBC News RSS Feed, but some probably came from Google or elsewhere. Enjoy!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Four men jailed over cartoon demo<br /><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6641/cartoonht1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6641/cartoonht1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Japan leak 'worse than thought'<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/346/japanvd5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/346/japanvd5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">McCain warns against leaving Iraq<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5602/iraqbi1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5602/iraqbi1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Study: Fruit, veggies don't keep breast cancer away<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/8038/cancerta8.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/8038/cancerta8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lake discovery could end Darfur violence; scientist<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7554/darfurff1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7554/darfurff1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Peer-to-peer telephone service?<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3220/phonelc6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3220/phonelc6.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">What causes cancer? Probably not you<br /><br /></span><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/TATA%7E1.COM/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6296/cancer2sg9.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6296/cancer2sg9.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">REMEMBERING MERV GRIFFIN Remembering Merv Griffin<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4194/mervxo0.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4194/mervxo0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">China toy boss kills himself amid recall<br /><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5677/toybossfv8.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5677/toybossfv8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Arctic sea ice set to hit new low<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/7517/icext2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/7517/icext2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">F1: Massa takes pole position<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9594/massali2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9594/massali2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Israel kills seven Palestinians<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/328/israelcr5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/328/israelcr5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Great 'cosmic nothingness' found<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7732/cosmiczy3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7732/cosmiczy3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dogs 'neglected' at rapper's home<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5530/dogsrq2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5530/dogsrq2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Virgin unveils spaceship designs<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9459/newstarshipwj1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9459/newstarshipwj1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4918823695457593037-2808474348857116450?l=illustratedheadlines.blogspot.com'/></div>Brian Coblentzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06655949279540638409bobfunland@gmail.com1